I have a lot of things that I like to rant about. Here is the current list of things that I think shouldn’t exist.

1. Fake Window Shutters
   How many houses today actually have real, working window shutters? Most of them are fake and they shouldn’t even exist.
2. Movie Theater Cupholders that Don’t Hold a Large Drink
   What’s the point of having a cupholder that doesn’t hold the cup?
3. Insane Amounts of Coffee Creamer in Coffee
   I can’t stand this. If you want to drink coffee, drink it! Stop saying you drink coffee and say you’re drinking creamer and coffee.
4. Coffee in General
   It seems that most people seem to rely on coffee once (or a few times) every day, and I see this as an addiction. If you need coffee to be productive or as a “jump-start” for anything, that is an issue.
5. Milk Cartons thahave “Wrong Side” Printed on an Opening
   Why do they care what side someone uses to open a milk carton?
6. Shirts with Advertising
   Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, they turn everyone who buys their shirts into walking bilboards. I’d prefer not to be an Old Navy mascott, thank you.
7. Fake Pockets
   If you’re going to bother putting a pocket on something, why make it fake?
8. Animals with Braces
   I don’t understand this at all. Some people are so rich, they can afford to give their pets braces yet there are still tons of kids who need them but can’t afford them. Plus, your pet probably hates them anyway.
9. Movie Theater Commercials
   Previews before the movie are fine (that’s how I find out about half the movies I end up seeing) but now they’re starting to sneak in TV commercials. I pay to see a movie, I don’t want to wait an extra 30 seconds per commercial.
10. People who are Politically Correct
    I’m sure just about everyone hates these people. They’ve already effectively banned the word “Christmas” from just about every public place, now they’re out to do that with easter too. I saw a commercial that said, “Come see the bunny!”. I rest my case.
11. Reality Show Rip-offs
    Survivor was bad enough. I don’t want any others.
12. Huge Earrings
    When earrings become the size that you can play ring toss with them, that is just getting out of hand. Enough said.
13. Laptops that should be Desktops
    If your laptop has 5 fans, weighs 15 pounds, and gets hotter than an oven (in other words, an Alienware) then it should not be a laptop. You don’t look hip hauling that oversized paperweight around. Stop smiling.
14. People who go “camping” in a Camper
    It’s not camping when you have a refrigerator, an oven, a sink, an air conditioner, and power. Get a tent and then we’ll talk.
15. Ice Cubes in Soda
    I’ll probably have some opposition here, but I just can’t stand this. Sure, ice cubes will keep soda cold for a little while, but in the end they simply take up space and dilute the soda with water. How many people pour water in their soda? Enough said.
16. Cell Phones with Unecessary Gadgets
    People just want a good, stable, reliable phone. No one wants an MP3 player, a radio, the internet, a camera, or games. Even those who think they do will find that they most often use cell phones for their main purpose – a phone. Unecessary things like that, in the end, only make the phone clunky, slow, and less reliable.
17. Scientology
    I don’t know why so many people believe in this. It defies common sense.
18. Loudspeaker Announcements No One can Understand
    The point of a loudspeaker it so make announcements to inform people about something that might be important. Although in several locations, like subways, you can’t understand what they are saying. Which defies the point of a loudspeaker.
19. Clothes that Match
    I hate people who always wear “matching” clothes and nag you if your clothes don’t match. Who really cares?
20. Cheap Things that Never Work
    Nobody buys them, but they’re always there and never seem to leave.

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